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Customer Care executive - Aegis Limited - Ahmedabad

Job Function: ITES/BPO/KPO, Customer Service, Ops.

Industry: BPO

Job Type: Full Time

Qualification: UG - Any Graduate - Any Specialization,Graduation

Experience: 0-5(Yrs)

Locations: Ahmedabad

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BEACH BABE

Dusky beauty Sameera Reddy never looked more irresistible than in a gold beach wear. Her wavy locks and luscious body looked stunning against the calm blue sea.

 

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Bollywood babes cool off in bikini

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Kangana Ranaut looks vibrant in this white bikini top

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I m not on duty

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

Joke:Blootooth ka hai jamana

One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal "bluetooth" ka zamana hai yaar…

Joke:Shanti ke sath sona

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

Joke: dhamkiya mill rahi hai

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, "Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge."

Hi

Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

 

For more jokes visit http://www.theworldofjokes.blogspot.com

Santa painter

Santa was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.

"You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check.

"Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra Five hundred rupees to take the Mrs out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.

Thinking the painter had forgotten something Santa asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?"
"Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your Mrs out to dinner and a movie like you asked."

Santa with new car

Santa had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck driver motioned for Santa to pull over.

When Santa did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Santa, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to Santa's car and cut up his leather seats.

When he turned around, Santa had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at Santa, he has a smile on his face.

He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now Santa's laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on her car and sets it on fired.
He turns around and Santa is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

Santa replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"

Rooster Replacement

Banta was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Smack! The rooster disappeared under the car and up floated a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, Banta pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.
Banta, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "you can go join the other chickens that are around the back."

Joke:at dentist

Santa goes into the dentist's office to get a bad tooth pulled. As he opens his mouth and the dentist is about to drill, he asks how long the procedure will take.

"You'll be out of here before you know it, and won't feel a thing - the local will last 10 minutes."

"And how much is this costing?" Santa asks.

"Rs 500" the dentist states plainly.

"Geesh," Santa grumbled, "it's a crime to be able to hold a man captive for five minutes and charge him Rs 500!"

"Then for you, I'll give you a special!" the dentist said, and Santa's face looked pleasantly relieved.

"I'll take 15 minutes to do the extraction."

Joke:My Phone Bill

Santa : Can I know my mobile bill, please?

Call center girl : Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.

Santa : (He got angry and..)You stupid...

Call center girl : Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?

Santa : I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill..
Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.

 

*Santa is imagination,not a real name

Joke: Sorry Wrong Number

Santa went to London for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Santa: Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Santa: Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Santa: What? I am her husband came to London today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Santa: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.

After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Santa: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Santa: What...? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Santa: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

Idli|Dhokla|Parantha

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch. Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one moretime for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.

"The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If Iget idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a paronthaone more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to hisdeath.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.

The Sardar's wife said,"Don't look at me.He makes his own lunch."

jokes: Santa in Cinema

Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the friend says to santa:"I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus."
Santa answers: "I do not believe that."
They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film. It turns out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together the bottle of wine in a restaurant near the cinema.
Then the friend says: "I must confess that the bet was not fair. I saw the film for the second time."
Then Santa replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not think that this fool rides into the cactus again."

Always wear helmet

Once Haathi and Cheenti (Good friends) were going on a motorcycle and met and accident. Haathi suffered serious injuries whereas Cheenti was all fine..

Do you know why ?
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.
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Because she was wearing helmet and Haathi did not

haathi chinti chutkule-The Fight

Ek baar haanthi aur cheeti mein zorr ki behas hui, bohot ladai hui ki unhone iss behas ko khatam karne ki liye panja ladayein, jo panja jeetega, usi ki baat sahi hogi..

Dono Punja ladane ki liye aamne saamne aa gaye .. fir bhi unki behas ka hall nahi hua..

bolo kyun…. ?? ???

Kyunki cheenthi aur haanthi k paas Panja hi nahi ladane ko toh panje se unki behas ka hal nahi ho saka

Joke: Barber

Once a dum guy was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the dum guy deserved more service. So, when the dum guy fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the dum guy was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

Joke: Penguins at Theatre

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."